The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and, to her horror, finds that he's in his brown suit. She'd specifically said to the undertaker that she wanted him buried in his blue suit; she'd brought it especially for that occasion, and she was angy that the mortician left him in the same brown suit he'd been wearing when the lightning bolt hit him.
She demanded that the corpse be changed into the blue suit she'd brought especially for that purpose. The undertaker said, "But madam! It's only a minute or two until the funeral is scheduled to begin! We can't possibly take him out and get him changed in that amount of time."
The lady said, "Who's paying for this?"
Seeing the logic to this argument, a very reluctant mortician wheeled the coffin out, but then wheeled it right back in a moment later. Miraculously, the corpse was in a blue suit.
After the ceremony, a well-satisfied widow complimented the undertaker on the smooth and speedy service. She especially wanted to know how he'd been able to get her husband into a blue suit so fast.
The funeral director said, "Oh, it was easy. It happens that there was another body in the back and he was already dressed in a blue suit. All we had to do was switch heads!"
如此迅速
葬禮前，寡婦看了一眼她親愛的丈夫。她驚恐地發現，丈夫穿着他棕色的西裝。她事先特地要求穿壽衣的人給他穿上藍色的西裝。那是她特意爲他做的。但令她驚奇的是，穿壽衣的人仍然給他穿着他被雷電擊中時穿的棕色西裝。
她要求將遺體換成她特地準備的藍色西裝。穿壽衣的人說："可是女士，只有一二分鐘的時間，葬禮就要開始了。我償不可能在這一二分鐘的時間內將他弄出來換衣服。"
這位女士說，"你們還想不想要錢？"
明白了這女士的意思，穿壽衣的人很勉強地轉動輪子將棺材升了起來。很快，棺材就滑了回來。真神奇，遺體已經換成了蘭色的西裝。
遺體告別儀式後，那位稱心如意的寡婦稱讚穿壽衣的人快速而圓滿地完成了任務。她特別想知道，他怎麼這麼快就將她丈夫換成了蘭色西裝。
負責葬禮的人說，“噢，那很容易。碰巧在後面有個遺體穿着蘭色西裝。我們只是換了一下頭而已。”
